I tought of doing the rules of Halolz just for the heck of it, but sice my english is lame, I don't know what to do. I don't want this project to be like those famous internet rules, some of them don't aply to Halolz, or so do I think. I would like halolz members to helpmme and submit their own rulez to add here or edit any of this ones to make them funnier or to make more sense. I updated the list numbers, so new rules will be added after the last number and before FIRST. Here goes nothing:

Rules of Halolz

1.- Cock joke
2.- THIS IS NOT…
  a) 4chan
  b) Furafinity
  c) SPARTAAAAAA!
3.- First is last
4.- The king is a retard… LONG LIVE THE KING!
5.- We came for the lolz… we stood for the double entendre
6.- If you’ve been around for a week, you’re already invited to hell
7.- Be ready for everything (eyebleach is always recomended)
a)LESBIAN ANHTRO MUDKIPS!!!
b)KIRBY UNTOONED!!!
8.- Any question about tickets to hell ask Nick Soapdish
9.- Study your memes
10.- Praise the Falcon
11.- MMMPH MMPH HUDDA HUDDA
12.- Flame wars are for polite people… and trolls
13.1- ?????
13.2.- PROFIT!
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15.- Can't let you do that 14th rule!
16.- Troll sapping mah comment!
17.- Halolz is a site for lolspeak pics submitted by the grammar police
18.- When in doubt, use FALCON PUNCH!
19.-Motivationals: don't repeat what the picture said!
20.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said!
21.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said!
22.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said!
23.- Hey! Listen! Press Up C to view rule No. 20
24.- E-PEEN is useless but to sword fight
25.- If it is disturbing, they’ll mention lesbian mudkips/Paulrus
26.- Having an account doesn’t make you awesome
27.- Awesome avatar is awesome
28.- There ARE girls here… but they won’t give you their numbers
29.- *post 29 ragequited*
30.- No one reads all comments after the 30th one
31.- But you, mister “too much free time”
32.- Comment streaks were made to be broken!
33.- A great commenter makes a pun
34.- RULE 34 IS ALWAYS PORN! (Badonk)
35.- A good commenter says it’s opinion
36.- A bad one fights
37.-  A troll breaks t
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38.- We are ERROR (by T-C-C)
39.- Harden and String shot!... Yes, it's a metapod
40.- If you call Professor Oak, He'll come as fast as he can
41.- If you can name all pokemans you have no life
42.- Do want Toastie?
43.- DO NOT WANT!
44.- I see what you did there
45.- Now do it to me
46.- _____ in mah Halolz?
47.- It's more likely than you think!
48.- Free ______ check!
49.- If it's good it'll top "Meet the spy"
50.- Until someone notices it topped "Meet the spy" (44 and 45 by T-C-C)
51.- We're friendly... unless you're a troll, then we go for a witch hunt!
52.- Futurama references make everything better
53.- Colonel Obvious is always FIRST!
54.- No one is safe from Badonk's stabbing
55.- In Soviet Russia, joke makes you
56.- Shawn has no Halo but has a Halolz
57.- One epic comment can kill all others
58.- Masterluigi lieks Luigi (screw mudkips)
59.- Plan your submissions to be funny in 3 months
60.- If all else fails... use fire
61.- If that doesn't work... FALCON PUNCH!
62.- All Submission that clearly use MS Paint are always fail, but the comments are pure gold.
63.- MOOOOOVIEEEEEE MOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
64.- Halolz: Your premiere source for eco-friendly and recycled videogame screen captions
66.- NEEDS MOAR REFERENCES!
67.- Gmod is like a drug: it's great until you get too much of it
68.- Every joke is a diguised wolf joke
69.- E-PEEN PRIDE!
70.- I'LL DANCE FOR +1s!!!!
71.- We got musical talent... damn!
72.- New meme is old!
73.- Samus's crotch is ALWAYS a trap
74.- If you're going to post a comment with a pic, be ready to go to war with Badonk
75.- No matter what you say, there's alway a way to make it sound wrong
76.- Halolz's traditional drink is Falcon Punch
77.- It was a great pun... but not the right moment
78.- It's always too soon
79.- Lets face the truth: It's not funny
80.- If it has a scout, there'll always be a BONK reference
81.- Nagging about your submissions never killed anybody, so stop it
FIRST!